Be a Lot Cooler if You Did - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL Gold-bordered parallelogram with a white

Gold-bordered parallelogram with a white interior contains dark navy brush script reading "HOWARD BOWL

A small shield shape at the bottom contains "SANDUSKY" and "OH" in smaller white uppercase text

" Distressed text reads "ESTABLISHED 1941" above "MERCED

" over scattered black ink splatter

A rough-edged brown border frames the rectangular design

Be a Lot Cooler if You Did - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL Gold-bordered parallelogram with a whiteWooderson's entire philosophy fits in seven words, and somehow it works as life advice for every situation involving pizza, rides, or questionable decisions. Gentle peer pressure never sounded so warmly persuasive. Inspired by Dazed and Confused. The Details: Distressed golden yellow block lettering in a chunky, retro bubble style typeface reads "BE A LOT COOLER IF YOU DID" stacked across three lines. Weathered texture throughout the letters gives a